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Reasons why you don't apply to some Companies

Just a note, this is just a joke. So for some companies, I would ask you to evaluate me first not base your judgement for hiring me in this post. :)

Recently, I planned on getting another job. This time with programming languages I'm not familiar with. Just to get my hands on. Something like Python or Ruby, or JS and NoSQL. You know what I mean.

Then came, job posts at some Ads. Recruiters really think they are smart. They're not even reviewing what they're posting and not getting consultation from experts offering a job. For example

  • SEO Experts (20k to 30k)

with

  • GREAT “DAYTIME” CAREER OPPORTUNITIES
  • A NEW COMPANY soon to expand OPERATIONS in CEBU!!!

I'm sure 30k is not that great. And what's with the DAYTIME? Also

  • Perfect Worklife Balance: “Daytime Work” and Guaranteed 5 day work week only
  • Easy to Manage Accounts
  • Excellent Compensation based on expertise, we are only looking for top talent and pay accordingly
  • Performance and Attendance bonuses, Leave Benefits (Cash Convertible), HMO, Educational Assistance, Meals, etc.
  • Fast Regularization of Employment Status (3 months Proba only)
  • Friday Night Gimmicks
  • Free “Starbucks Coffee Coupon for Two” hiring bonus
  • Nice and fun work environment and work culture

Well they have a nice work environment. That's good but Night Gimmicks? And Starbucks? What the hell.

Another company is hiring PHP Developers. Check this out.

  • Senior PHP Developers ( Object-Oriented PHP )

We'll yeah, PHP supports object-oriented programming. That's good. They require extensive of most stuff. PHP, MySQL but basic on SQL.

Requirements :
  • Web Application Development Experience
  • 3+ Years of Relevant Work Experience
  • Extensive experience with in Object-Oriented PHP
  • Extensive experience with MySQL database programming and optimization
  • Strong knowledge on CSS, HTML, and Java Script
  • Basic knowledge on SQL

Extensive of MySQL but basic knowledge of SQL. Now that's contradiction. Also they prefer

  • Symphony Frame Work is a Plus
  • JQuery knowledge is a plus

It's Symfony and it's Framework not "Frame" and "Work".
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